The Join Lily of Switz got Lazy 87 is a gargantuan, orderly nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and suspicion of poets. The cynical population of 11.315 billion Join Lily are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Healthcare, and Education also on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 29.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Join Lily economy, worth 468 trillion Join Lilies a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Automobile Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 41,375 Join Lilies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll, the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, young soldiers are shocked to discover there are no 'safe spaces' on a battlefield, and broken suspension systems are giving auto repair shops plenty of business. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Switz got Lazy 87's national animal is the Join Lily, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Switz got Lazy 87 is ranked 245,480^th in the world and 7,000^th in Suspicious for Highest Food Quality, scoring 8.01 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.